Edible food.

Quite a while ago there was mass hysteria on ebay over food that looked like stuff.
There was that $36000 cheese sandwich that looked like the Virgin Mary :


A $1000 piece of Nutri grain that looked like ET, and some popcorn that apparently resembled the Virgin Mary holding the baby jesus! :


Well, today I made a discovery that could potentially make me a lot of money!
My biscuit looked like a teddy bear!


OK, I know what you're thinking.
Teddy bears are boring.

Well, luckily I also found a pretzel that looked like a bum in a g-string.



Uncanny isn't it!
:|

Hmm, well just be thankful I didn't use an actual photo of my own arse! I guarantee it's less smooth.