Blog is not a dirty word

So, some of you might have realised that I've been neglecting this blog lately. Kind of like the puppy that you've always wanted for christmas, you put the time in at the start until the novelty wears off, and then the reality kicks in, and you realise that it's actually a bit of hard work, and just because it's cute and full of fluff doesn't necessarily mean it will get you all the girls.
I also made the mistake of thinking that I had to save up stories, or think of lots to write at once to make it worthwhile. A wise lady once told me it doesn't matter how long it is, you can still get a lot of pleasure by the way it's used. Actually I think that was my sex therapist.

Stay tuned for semi regular updates.