I'll just wait for the movie

I don't read much. In fact when I think about it, I'm probably technically illiterate. I think it probably stems from my subconscious outrage of murder mystery "whodunnit" books... What uneducated bogan even invented that phrase?...for f*$k's sake...it's "Who DID it!"
*note to self... start a facebook group*

Now I'm not pretending to be smarter than everyone or anything like that ,but by default I will automatically assume I'm smarter than you, if only for the reason that I wouldn't waste my time reading meaningless dribble like this.
Honestly though, I think that society is seriously dumbing down... and I'm amazed constantly by people who read novels, but don't pick up on the proper way to spell or write grammatically correct sentences. This can only mean one thing... editors aren't needed anymore. What's the point of correcting spelling mistakes and stuff if the only people reading the books are people that don't appreciate it anyway!?

So for my next million dollar idea, I'm going to run with it, and I'll write my own novel to appeal to those people who aren't as anal about English as I am. The working title is "I brought a new car yesterday. I hope your going to love it to... its over their, next too the other car's. Lets go run a muck, maybe place a bet. I hope we dont loose!"


In all honesty, I think I'm just too lazy to read. Yes I'm that unfit that moving my eyes left and right that many times in a minute gets me out of breath.