Good Old Hells Angels forever...

I'm sick of turning on the news and hearing about Alan Didak and his brush with the Hells Angels.
Everytime you hear a report the story has changed. It's like Chinese whispers.. It starts off with him leaving the strippers in a fast car whilst a gun is fired at police, and by the end of the day it's changed to him riding home on a unicycle after leaving a Kenny G concert.
The focus has suddenly shifted to a footy player.. when really it should still be on the gunman who killed an innocent person in the street!
I did hear that Channel 9 were interested in the story...maybe for a miniseries. Apparently Eddie called Alan Didak down to the studios so he could shoot a pilot, but Didak told him "No Eddie, that's not what happened...he shot a solicitor!"
Still, I guess the whole football link is an interesting one. Didak did spend some time down at the Hells Angels headquarters (presumeably baking cakes for homeless people). What if he was merely conducting business on behalf of the CFC? Hells Angels might have considerable wealth between them. You can see the headlines now :

"Hells Angels have just been announced as the new major sponsor of the Collingwood Football Club. The club will be relocating from the MCG to it's new home, Campbellfield Oval. Next week's match against St Kilda will be to the death."